300 Foot Long Cock Destroys School Playing Field
Vandals have drawn a 300 foot long penis on a school playing field in Michigan with weed killer, reports myfoxdc.
The incident has forced the school to relocate games, and is reportedly costing $10,000 to fix, reports the Mirror.
13abc news reports that 50-year-old Julie Baumgartner, her 16-year-old daughter and the teen’s boyfriend, 17-year-old Daniel Rinckey, are all charged with malicious destruction of turf, shrubs or trees.
It’s a charge that carries up to five years in prison if convicted. That’s around a year for every sixty foot of grass-cock.
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