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Ominous signs that Scotland will leave the UK

You may have read the disturbing news that a cloud that looks like the UK without Scotland has been spotted (and reported by many serious news organisations).

Then a bit of fried chicken was discovered that also looked like a Scot-free UK.

And a foreboding piece of cheese on toast

But surely these are just three isolated incidents and not some cloudy-chickeny portent of what will happen on Thursday? Sorry fans of the union, turns out these are just two of many more ominous signs that Scotland will leave the U.K FOREVER.

Such as in this bowl of cream of tomato soup.

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And this nasty bit of pollution in London’s Regent’s Canal.

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Further undeniable proof of Scotland’s ambitions for independence can be found on the face of well-respected TV presenter Adrian Chiles.

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And there you have it, absolute proof that Scotland will be leaving the UK. Sorry about that.