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Man Can Barely Look At His Shitty, Year-Old iPhone 6

Tech News: A man from London can barely bring himself to touch his disgusting less-than-a-year old iPhone 6, with its crappy camera and pathetic processing power that seems to mock him with every email he receives.

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“Now the iPhone 6s is out it feels like I’m walking around with a big lump of shit in my pocket,” wept the man, who can barely bring himself to look at the expensive phone he bought less than a year ago, let alone touch it.

The iPhone 6s officially goes on sale today, but is expected to sell-out – with customers placing orders now facing a 3-4 week wait for the new handset.

“You wouldn’t hold a turd next to your face in polite society and that’s how it feels when I answer a call on this crappy, outdated iPhone 6,” he added.

“Jesus, I feel sick just saying the name out loud. I might as well throw it away instead of facing the heavy burden of using this outdated pile of crap.”