The Best Of Your #CopChatUpLines
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To celebrate the release of the new smash hit comedy Let’s Be Cops out in cinemas now, starring Damon Wayans Jr and Jake Johnson, we’ve been asking you to come up with your smoothest, bestest cop chat up lines.
You have the right to remain silent…but I know you won’t be able to *winks* @ThePoke #CopChatUpLines
— Robin Peyton (@robinpeyton) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke My dog is trained to sniff out explosives and he is telling me that YOU are dynamite.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) August 29, 2014
“Whisky? Hotel?” “Foxtrot Oscar, Romeo” #copchatuplines @ThePoke
— Swissss (@Swissss) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke #CopChatUpLines I see you like men in uniform. Would you like to see them out of uniform….?
— Not Kate (@TeenyTinyPixie) August 29, 2014
#copchatuplines hmmmmm, that’s not my truncheon in my pocket @ThePoke
— Trudi (@Trudski2012) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke #CopChatUpLines Have you been drinking Madam? Wpuld you like to go drinking?
— Not Kate (@TeenyTinyPixie) August 29, 2014
Hey gorgeous. How about getting starkers in my hutch? #CopChatUpLines
— MmmmDowling (@MarionDowling) August 29, 2014
Let’s go for a pizza once I’ve finished my targeted stop and search of a particular demographic in the surrounding area. #CopChatUpLines
— Public Benjamin (@PublicBenjamin) August 29, 2014
“I could put you on the top of my Panda car, because you are a gorgeous siren.” (via @mikepatterson11)
@ThePoke So shall we use your cuffs or mine? #CopChatUpLines
— Scott Carruthers (@Scotty_McTweety) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke I didn’t stop you for going too fast, I stopped you for being too fine #CopChatUpLines
— Jack Price (@PriceyJack89) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke “I’m arresting you for stealing my heart.” #CopChatUpLines
— Jason Castle (@JasonCastle) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke Do you know how fast you were going? When you fell from heaven. #CopChatUpLines
— Brennan Joyce (@PedroPaddy) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke “Mm, Mm. You look like a parking ticket because you’ve got FIIIIIINE written all over you girl! #CopChatUpLines
— Andy King (@Kinanswer) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke #CopChatUpLines You have the right to remain sexy
— Not Kate (@TeenyTinyPixie) August 29, 2014
How about we make two things disappear tonight… The evidence against you and my crippling sense of loneliness #CopChatUpLines @ThePoke
— Aidan Nolan (@aidno) August 29, 2014
I’m gonna conduct a tactical entry. #CopChatUpLines
— Simon Tuck (@gulfaprilia) August 29, 2014
You have the right to remain silent……but I bet I can make you SCREAM! #CopChatUpLines
— Bob Smith (@Schmiffy12) August 29, 2014
Do you like doughnuts? #CopChatUpLines
— Simon Tuck (@gulfaprilia) August 29, 2014
Have you ever been in trouble with the Police? No? Well, this policeman would LOVE to get you into trouble darling… #CopChatUpLines
— Bob Smith (@Schmiffy12) August 29, 2014
@ThePoke Evening, I’m investigating a number of unauthorised searches. Have you ever been felt up by the fuzz? #CopChatUpLines
— TallManWithGlasses (@stuartwitts) August 29, 2014
.@ThePoke #CopChatUpLines “Do you like men in uniform? Because if you don’t, I can take it off…” *raises eyebrow*
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) August 29, 2014
“Do you come here often? If so, you may have witnessed a burglary on Thursday at around 11pm. Call me.” (via @beztweets)
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