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Ninjas Vote To Change Outfit Colour

Black Outfits News: Members of the highly secret and barely visible Council of Ninjas have voted to change the colour of their trademark all-black outfit, following concerns that they could be mistaken for members of Islamic State.

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“No one is happy about this,” said one ninja, who asked not to be named. Or seen.

“Ninjas have been wearing black for centuries. It’s a very practical colour for an assassin. You never know when you’re next going to be near a washing machine with 45 minutes to spare.”

“But since Isis turned up – I mean who wants to look like one of those sick fucks?”

Sources say the vote to change from black was unanimous, but the decision about what colour to change to has been riven by in-fighting. Including in-fighting with nunchuks.

“Khaki’s gay,” said another ninja.

“Black’s the only thing that suits every occasion, everyone knows that. Basically now we’re going to have to change outfit every time we go out. It’s like being Lady-fucking-Gaga.”