D-List Celebrity Is As Unsure Of Exactly Who They Are As We Are

Entertainment News: A celebrity who has featured almost constantly in the showbiz sections of newspapers has revealed they don’t know exactly who they are either.

“Am I in a reality show or a soap – to be honest I’ve got no clue!” said the celebrity, who started doubting themselves after reading endless ‘who is this?’ internet comments on articles about them.

“I’m fairly confident about my own name ,I hear that quite a bit when I talk to family and friends – but exactly what I’m famous for is another question,” revealed the baffled actor/singer/generic star.

The celebrity – who seems to either be on holiday somewhere sunny, or attending parties for film premiers in London – is now said to be in crisis about what exactly it is they do and is deeply worried that they might just be a fictional character created by a desperate journalist.

“If I find out I’m just a figment of the imagination of some lazy Daily Mail showbiz reporter then I’m going to be absolutely gutted.”