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How To Waste Approximately 3,607 Minutes Of Your Life

Any YouTube user can upload a fifteen minute video, but some – the magical, lucky few – can upload videos of up to twelve hours. Here are some of the most pointless. Around 3,607 minutes of your life you will never get back.

Ten Hours Of A Man Watching “They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard”
The line from Lord of the Rings remixed into a gabba-bounce song was great. So here’s ten hours of a man watching it on a loop.

10 Hours Of Arnold Schwarzenegger Gurgling
Hard to tell if this is on a loop, or the director’s cut of Last Action Hero.

10 Hours of Leek Spinning
For the uninitiated, Leek Spin is a website with a looped animation of girl spinning a leek, set to a charming Finnish song. The original site looped forever, so this mere ten hours is actually a giant step backwards for culture.

9 Hours 59 Minutes 59 Seconds Of Cantina Band
Because ten hours of the band from Star Wars would be overkill.

10 Hours Of Nyan Cat Reaction
Nyan Cat originally appeared in 2011 and took the internet by storm. This video was uploaded that same year and didn’t.

10 Hour Timer
Why use an actual clock or your mobile phone as a timer, when you can waste bandwidth by using a timer on YouTube?

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