The 10 Types Of Suntan
With the UK currently basking in a heatwave, many of you have probably been showing some flesh and working on getting a suntan. But which kind have you got?
1. The Neapolitan (aka knee-a-poli-tan) tan.
2. The seat belt tan.
3. The vest tan.
4. The sock tan.
5. The hat tan.
6. The watch tan.
7. The Tour de Tan.
8. The maths-joke-that’s-probably-photoshop tan*.
9. The gardener’s glove tan.
10. The I-suspect-that-might-be-fake tan.
* Tan, like the tangent in trigonometry. Yay.