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Man Successfully Unsubscribes From Email List

Tech News: After clicking on the unsubscribe link from an email over forty times, a Rotherham man has seemingly left an email list.

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“It’s still to early to be 100% sure, but I think I’m now free of constant updates about cheap broadband offers,” Raymond Shaw told a press conference this morning. “Today I can start to live my life again.”

“Mr Shaw is right to be cautious at this early stage in the unsubscription process,” agreed one technology expert.

“Despite having no recollection of signing up to the list in the first place, he wouldn’t be the first person to be caught out at this stage in the game. You have to take each junk email-free day as it comes.”

“I’m just glad to have my husband back,” said Susan Shaw. “For years it seems there have been three people in this marriage – myself, Ray and the email list that just won’t let him move on.”