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‘Not Turn Up Fridays’ Proving Increasingly Popular With Office Workers

Office News: A revolutionary new way of increasing workplace happiness that involves not turning up for work has proved a huge hit amongst workers across the UK.

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“Previously we’ve tried ‘dress down Fridays’, ‘cupcake Wednesdays’ and ‘pizza Thursdays’, but ‘not turn up Fridays’ has improved staff morale no end,” said Trevor Doven, manager of a marketing company in Halesowen, West Midlands.

“In fact our employees love it so much they are now asking if it can be rolled out for the rest of the week.”

“Not turning up for work is so much better for our team building skills than the times we went ten pin bowling or go kart racing,” said one employee.

“It’s all about the work/life balance – professionally I feel so much happier when I don’t have to go to the office, do any work, or look at the cretinous, moon-like faces of those jabbering idiots I work with.”