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The 5 Sex Faces Of Michael Gove

You don’t have to ride the bone roller coaster with Michael Gove to get an idea of his ‘O’ face, he seems quite keen to pull them in public. WARNING: Graphic, sexy content follows.

1. The “come hither” face.

2. The “putting it in” or “just walked into a cobweb” face.

3. The “reaching the summit of Everest” face.

4. The “post-coital weep” face.

5. And finally, the “to sleep, perchance to dream (of ruining schools)” face.

BONUS: Rare footage of Michael Gove making love to a lucky partner.

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