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David Moyes Handed A Career Lifeline

David Moyes has been handed a career lifeline by fantasy football firm Oulala.com  who have offered the beleaguered Manchester United boss a chance to prove once and for all he is a world-class football manager.

The departing Manchester United gaffer has been offered a £20,000 per month contract to become an ambassador for the brand where (if he accepts) ‘he will be in charge of creating a fantasy World Cup football team ahead of this summer’s international tournament.’

They’ve even sent us a picture of the desk they have prepared for him…

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The Red Devil’s ex-coach, famed for picking a different line up for each of the 51 games he oversaw has a lot to prove when it comes to selecting the right players.

United are set to finish with their lowest ever points total in the Premier League and next season will be their first without Champions League football since 1995/1996 and potentially the first without any European football since 1990.

Benjamin Carlotti, Managing Director of Oulala.com, says: “David Moyes needs a job and we are offering him a lifeline. This is his chance to prove to everyone that he is a great manager and can pick the right players to build a successful squad. He will have his own office complete with football table and state of the art white board for drawing out tactical formations, along with a generous £20,000 per month contract.