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14 Ways To Deal With Spiders

To some, spiders are harmless little creatures – but to others they are scuttling, demonic hellspawn that must be wiped out at any cost. If you find yourself staring down a spider, here are some useful tips.

1. Run away and leave a note.

2. Don’t worry about collateral damage.

3. Watch out for spiders disguised as cats.

4. Don’t expect any help from Google.

5. Be sure to brag about spider-battles on Facebook. Everyone loves a champion.

6. Run away and leave a note (again).

7. Run away and leave a note (yet again).

8. Use your ingenuity (or clingfilm) to trap the beast.

9. But don’t take any chances.

10. And don’t expect any help from your friends.

11. Be sure to always take maximum precautions.

12. If you live in the US, you always have this option.

13. If you don’t have a gun, this option works just as well.

14. Just remember, they are probably more scared of themselves than you are of them. Or something.