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12 Helpful Parking Notes

Motorists get a lot of stick – cars are noisy and smelly, while drivers themselves tend to have a habit of murdering people in lay-bys on the A6. But here are 12 example of drivers being very helpful.

1. Warning you about amphibians.

2. Showing concern if they haven’t seen you in a while.

3. Providing others with nature alerts.

4. Making sure the note doesn’t blow away.

5. Providing thorough parking orientation.

6. Using illustration to clearly make a point.

7. Leaving free gifts along with the helpful advice.

8. Improvising when you don’t have pen and paper to hand. That’s dedication.

9. Gently encouraging self-improvement.

10. Worrying about your diet.

11. Showing genuine concern. Or something.

12. Finally, not a note but a lesson: ‘no parking’ means exactly that. No exceptions.