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5 Ways To Waste Your Money On Flappy Bird

You may have wasted hours/days/weeks playing Flappy Bird, and now phones and tablets with the game installed on them are going for big money on eBay. But did you know there are other ways to waste your cash on Flappy Bird related crap?

1. Who needs the game when you have what can be loosely termed as a drawing?

2. Or a birthday card for someone who likes both Flappy Bird and severe disappointment.

3. Or this excuse for a hat, made from the remains of an actual (now non-flappy) bird.

4. At least there’s free P&P, even if this MISSES THE POINT ALTOGETHER.

5. And tenuous link of the week goes to… this bodywarmer, worn by someone who once played Flappy Bird.