The Best Of @UkipWeather

UKIP has suspended an Oxfordshire councillor after he blamed recent flooding on the government’s decision to legalise gay marriage. On the plus side, he did get the piss thoroughly taken out of him on the internet, including the twitter account @ukipweather. Here are some of their best tweets so far.

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EXTREME WEATHER WARNING! Tonight for the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history it’s gonna start rainin’ men

— UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 18, 2014

  2.

Temperatures will plummet as a result of a man in Cumbria enthusiastically browsing through a home furnishings catalogue — UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014

3.

Council gritters are on high alert after a man in Peterborough went into a pub and ordered a glass of white wine — UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014

4.

High winds at a garden centre in Kent after 2 men were spotted heading towards the plants without stopping to look at the ride-on lawnmowers — UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014

5.

Bitterly cold Daily Mail headlines will sweep through most of the UK causing widespread resentment of the unemployed — UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014

 

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The sun makes a brief appearance after John Barrowman stubs his toe on the corner of a wardrobe — UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014

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A lingering look between 2 men at a gym in York has sparked concerns from residents living near the River Ouse — UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 19, 2014

8.

If you live in Maidstone, grab an umbrella! A man has become flustered after stalling his car at traffic lights

— UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 20, 2014

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A period of calm as a group of women go shopping for shoes. However, storm clouds will form when one of them suggests going to Millets

— UkipWeather (@UkipWeather) January 20, 2014