Marmite pop star James Blunt has been returning perfectly crafted smackdowns at trolls who take a pop at him on Twitter.

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126 Responses

  • Mark

    James Blunt you are a star !!!

    January 4, 2014 at 11:52 am
  • Ben

    Haha! What a legend! Don’t mess haha

    January 4, 2014 at 12:56 pm
  • liz

    James owned each and every one of them!

    January 4, 2014 at 2:31 pm
  • jude

    James, your wit is undeniably a par above the rest.
    You’re still a star!

    January 4, 2014 at 6:24 pm
  • Norma waters

    James Blunt— Great voice and a bigger man by far than all his “haters”!!!!!

    January 5, 2014 at 8:36 am
  • frits

    Briljant retweets.
    Social Marketing pur sang.

    January 5, 2014 at 8:45 am
  • James Flude

    Tbh I am not a fan of his music, sorry James, just not my taste with respect, but he is one genuinely funny guy! His retreats are classic!

    January 5, 2014 at 1:04 pm
  • Barbara

    Well, you can’t please all of t he people all of the time…….. And what do ‘they’ matter, the ones who don’t like James Blunt ? Not one tiny bit. He’s got plenty of fans not to care about the rude, nasty jerks that write hideous crap.

    January 6, 2014 at 7:44 am
  • Michael

    I don’t quite get how witty twitter comebacks make his music worth listening to though? It’s rather clear that there are numerous people that think he makes crap music and isn’t that what really matters here, since his claim to fame is indeed music??

    January 6, 2014 at 1:13 pm
  • Meeta

    I love James Blunt after reading this. He’s handsome, witty, modest and thoughtful enough to take time to reply to each and every troll!!

    January 6, 2014 at 3:41 pm
  • vicky

    Hahahahahaha … james blunt is a legend! I love his music :) and no I’m not kidding! I have his albums .. keep going James u can’t please every mofo out there, the haters have nothing better to do xxxx

    January 6, 2014 at 5:01 pm
  • Menno

    Shit music, great sense of humour.

    January 7, 2014 at 3:07 pm
  • Tom

    Well I can’t fault James blunt you handled your self well it’s just a shame you have to put up with people like this

    January 7, 2014 at 9:37 pm
  • lordy

    Love it, funny guy

    January 7, 2014 at 9:53 pm
  • Claire

    Influenced my music and so handsome, wish it was me you saw in a crowded place :)

    January 9, 2014 at 5:07 pm
  • Una

    Michael
    your comments are totally nonsensical. Nobody said twitter come backs make his music worth listening to…. and there are clearly people who like his music as well as people who don’t. What points are you making – that some people don’t like him, that therefore his tweets should be dismissed and perhaps his music too? I don’t know of his music so I have no opinion on that. His tweets are very clever regardless of Whether I will like his music or not. Based on his intelligence and humour this James Blunt already gets my admiration Whether he can sing a note or not! Broaden your mind Michael.

    January 10, 2014 at 10:43 am
  • Tess

    Behoorlijk kinderachtig, maar ja dan moet je ook wel het IQ en EQ van een guppy hebben mocht je dit grappig vinden.

    January 23, 2014 at 1:29 pm
  • The truth

    Sorry Una, Michael is right…… the songs are adult contemporary middle of the road throwaway shmaltzy crap…. and I am being euphemistic. But Michael, James and yourself are all udeniably cu**s… lolz!! Yes, decided to hate on all of you in a classic unoriginal bout of trolling…. if it is okay for James to do it musically… well…

    January 30, 2014 at 11:30 pm
  • willem

    GOD USE U TO SPOKE TO US GOD BLESS U

    February 2, 2014 at 12:30 pm
  • S Leslie

    Probably sad lonely idiots with nobody to sleep with, so makes them feel clever to be nasty to James.

    February 2, 2014 at 10:39 pm
  • katiemurray

    James Blunt is good sing like him song of heart to heart and some of him song

    February 5, 2014 at 4:02 pm
  • Sally Villarreal

    I like James Blunt’s music, but I never really paid attention to the man himself until now. This makes me feel uneasy. Yes, people are rude, but some of these are compliments, if strange ones, Like 4,7 and 29. Especially 29. It’s a joke based on his lyrics, but he came back with an insult. That person deserved a high five instead.

    Also, his name is not highlighted in most of his tweets, which seems to imply that he has been spending a lot of time searching for his own name so he can smackdown trolls. If I were famous, I admit it would take some willpower not to respond to every hater, but this still makes me wonder if he’s got some insecurities.

    February 9, 2014 at 5:16 pm
  • jake

    He is good singer, but older albums kind of liked better than new ones

    February 12, 2014 at 6:59 pm
  • Liam

    @Sally Villarreal, most business or managed twitter accounts use an application that will bring in all mentions of a certain phrase or @ message. He most likely has one of those to keep track of his name being mentioned for marketing purposes.

    February 17, 2014 at 3:02 pm
  • John maddocks

    Love most of your songs mate, and im proud of our forces. Happy 40th for yesterday, im 46 today, middle aged bastards hey!!!

    February 23, 2014 at 12:33 am
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