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Man Wearing Mobile Phone On Belt Has Clearly Given Up On Everything

Fashion News: A man who proudly carries his mobile phone in a pouch on his belt has pretty much given up on everything, according to his friends.

Craig Taylor, from Leeds, started using a belt attachment for his mobile phone last month, telling friends that it was an easy, convenient way of carrying the device.

“He’s only twenty eight,” said one concerned family member. “He still has plenty of things to look forward to in his life. Wearing a mobile phone on his belt like that effectively tells everyone ‘I give up’. Its genuinely upsetting.”

It’s not only friends and family who have become concerned for his well being, his colleagues are also deeply troubled.

“We’re just worried about where this is all heading,” said one co-worker. “It’s only a matter of time before he starts wearing crisply-ironed beige chinos. Or, God help us, socks and sandals in the summer.”