Twitter Reacts To Halloween
A round-up of Twitter’s finest as they prepare for Halloween..
PARENTS. Save on costly children’s Halloween party masks by simply mating with Gordon Ramsay. (via @AbbeyBloom)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) October 31, 2013
As a kid, Halloween was ruined for me when my parents told me that Satan didn't exist.
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) October 25, 2013
For Halloween, I'm dressing up as the sort of person who gets upset when you write Halloween rather than Hallowe'en.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) October 30, 2013
Don't want kids pestering you at Halloween? Simply spray paint pedophile across your front door in big red letters. Not a bother all night.
— Sean Hughes (@mr_seanhughes) October 30, 2013
The real meaning of Halloween gets lost in all the costumes and marketing. Most people don't even know Jesus fought a dragon, let alone why.
— Keri (@kerihw) October 31, 2013
Get yourself ready for Halloween… #halloween pic.twitter.com/QXth6v00Di
— Modern Toss (@ModernToss) October 29, 2013
My Halloween outfit for this evening is Sexy Rebekah Brooks pic.twitter.com/Gtgfs013FJ
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) October 31, 2013
The creepiest Halloween outfit we've seen so far *shudders* pic.twitter.com/BB9OCkIn9J (via @FelicityMorse + @SocialMedia_NZ)
— James Herring (@TaylorHerringPR) October 30, 2013
Scariest event I can find to attend on Halloween is a Suggs bookreading.
— Jonathan Sloman (@SquidyUK) October 28, 2013
"This child has reawakened my fears of death by supernatural means so I will reward him with Haribo." – Halloween.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) October 24, 2013
Banksy Halloween Costume idea (via Reddit) pic.twitter.com/Qs9SEbX4vk
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 29, 2013
I think my Halloween costume is going to be "Guy at party who keeps saying, 'In a way, we're always wearing costumes.'"
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) October 29, 2013
The main thing that makes Halloween scary is sitting in a darkened house and trying to eat chocolate as quietly as possible.
— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) October 31, 2013
For Halloween I'm going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater properly & put it back on the shelf.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 24, 2013
This Halloween, why not dress as sexy objectification of women?
— Sebas (@OhLookBirdies) October 29, 2013
Want to dress up as something that people won't be able to stop talking about for Halloween? Go as a gluten allergy.
— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) October 31, 2013
So I'm thinking of crashing my exboyfriend's Halloween party, dressed as a kangaroo with his picture sellotaped on the joey
— Alice White (@alicewhitey) October 23, 2013
For Halloween, I'm going to dress my kid up as a Facebook photo of someone else's kid in costume.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) October 28, 2013
I might dress up as Morrissey's Outlook On Life for Halloween.
— HeardinLondon (@HeardinLondon) October 28, 2013
Got a great skeleton to hang in the window for Halloween. Just need to scrape the flesh off.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) October 23, 2013
Kid's fancy dress as Gordon Ramsay for Hallowe'en.. pic.twitter.com/Xuirbz6O4m
— Kate Robbins (@KateRobbins) October 31, 2013
I need two people help me with my human-centipede Halloween costume this year if anybody's free. Dinner included.
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) October 28, 2013
Little-known fact: the word "Halloween" derives from "Hello, Ian" – the traditional greeting to 17th century witches, who were all named Ian
— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) October 30, 2013
"Hey, nice fancy dress!" I said to a bloke in a Ghostbusters outfit. Turned out he was a council worker with a leaf-blower #Halloween
— Alistair Coleman (@scaryduck) October 30, 2013
Make it a Halloween to remember for the Trick or Treaters ringing your bell with a 45min Type 2 Diabetes PowerPoint presentation.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 31, 2013
Mate just asked me how weird it would be if Halloween ever fell on Friday 13th. I just looked at him. Disappointed in the state of humanity.
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) October 30, 2013
Owing to the local pumpkin shortage, I intend to spend this Halloween sitting by my window with a tea light in my mouth.
— Mr Rotter Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) October 29, 2013
SAVE money on expensive Halloween party costumes by simply shoving your head up your own arse and going as Piers Morgan. (via @ChribHibble)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) October 31, 2013
Happy Halloween everyone! pic.twitter.com/sWpUAjIMa0
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) October 31, 2013
Here it is! The scariest Halloween pumpkins of 2013. Get carving! #Halloween pic.twitter.com/vWtw6gXTgu
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) October 30, 2013
Here's my pumpkin for this year. I'm calling it "News of the World Editor in Six Months Time". pic.twitter.com/J5RUhDooaj
— Rusty Hungcorpse (@rustyhancox) October 31, 2013
Prepping for tomorrow. Chocolate covered Brussels sprout anyone? #trickortreat pic.twitter.com/UY67oI2LzQ
— Victoria Sowerby (@VicSowerby) October 30, 2013
Halloween is so commercialised now. Remember when it used to be about worshipping the Dark Lords of the Under-realms?
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) October 30, 2013
For Halloween I'm dressing as Robson Green.
— b_wildered™ (@b_wildered) October 30, 2013
Work have spared no expense with the Halloween decorations!! pic.twitter.com/SjyOyh3zuF
— Feint Zebra (@feintzebra) October 31, 2013
Halloween costume idea #31: Moomin. pic.twitter.com/J5BD1AmdxI
— Jamie Jones (@JamieDMJ) October 30, 2013
I know it's Halloween & it's fun but amidst the commercialisation can we not spare a minute to remember all the witches & vampires who died?
— Dai Happy (@Dai__Happy) October 31, 2013
Carve your own Kurt Cobain pumpkin this Halloween by throwing a pumpkin at a wall.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 26, 2013
My sister has dressed as a bat for Halloween. I cannot stop looking and laughing at this photo. pic.twitter.com/GKDAZJGtWd
— Laura Sparling (@LauraSparling) October 26, 2013
It took thirteen hours and the disappearance of six booksellers but we've finally finished our Halloween logo. pic.twitter.com/mvDBNuNrea
— WaterstonesOxfordSt (@WstonesOxfordSt) October 29, 2013
Thriller Cat! https://t.co/rVwtsZ9iqX #Halloween
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 31, 2013
Nothing To See Here. Just an AMAZING pug who's dressed as a Wrecking Ball for Halloween pic.twitter.com/ycxEFIBDvf…
— The Poke (@ThePoke) October 27, 2013
An appropriate response. #halloween pic.twitter.com/JUftv0llaD
— Modern Toss (@ModernToss) October 31, 2013
This Halloween I'm dressing up as a slutty Mahatma Gandhi
— Chris Greene (@HateChrisGreene) October 31, 2013
