Conservative Party Conference Attendees Issued Thatcher Jazz Mags

Fap News: After the runaway success of Margaret Thatcher merchandise at this year’s conference, attendees have also received free Thatcher magazines to pleasure themselves to.

Prime Minister David Cameron made the announcement as part of his keynote speech to the conference yesterday.

After the rapturous applause died down people wearing t-shirts with the motto ‘Iron Wanking’ appeared and handed out the fap brochures to attendees in the main hall.

Cameron then joked he hoped people ‘could contain themselves’ until they got back to their rooms at the Midland Manchester hotel.

“We wanted to end the conference on a high note,” said a spokesman for the party.

“And what better way to celebrate another great year of Conservative rule by handing out a top-shelf magazine featuring lots of glossy, candid shots of Baroness Thatcher and a fantastic centerfold with some explicit pictures of working class people getting fucked over?”