Twitter Reacts To The New iPhone Announcement
Apple revealed their new iPhone. The internet reacts.
Just received ones iPhone 5S (Sovereign). They’ve pre-installed one’s personal iRule app for controlling nuclear weapons/Cameron/gin etc.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) September 11, 2013
The iPhone 5C lets you quickly identify your cheap and unsuccessful friends in a variety of bright colors!
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) September 10, 2013
Pretty sure I’m just one new iPhone away from filling the empty void of meaninglessness deep within me with slow motion video capture.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) September 10, 2013
Features on the iPhone include an eight megapixel gavel, micro-rotating thunder bugle; cake dispenser; and Bosenquet, a new mystical guide.
— Clip Dingo (@ncguk) September 10, 2013
I’m really excited about the new iPhone 5C. By ‘really excited about’ I mean ‘sitting on’, and by ‘the new iPhone 5C’ I mean ‘the loo’.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) September 10, 2013
I hope the new iPhone still has a FaceTime Camera that makes us all look: 1. Old 2. Fat 3. Grey 4. Creepy
— 【Vin】 (@vinharris) September 10, 2013
Oh good, the new iPhone still comes with an unfounded sense of self-righteousness.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) September 10, 2013
Of course, the ‘C’ in ‘iPhone 5C’ stands for ‘Can’t afford a proper iPhone’.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 10, 2013
Very disappointed by new iPhone. Still no dry cleaning feature, limited toaster, and completely unable to raise the dead.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 10, 2013
New iPhone has biometric touch login meaning the NSA can now have your fingerprints as well.
Does apple know we'd all pay $600 just for a charger with a longer cord
— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) September 12, 2013
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) September 10, 2013
Impress your friends and save money. Simply end each email by writing “Sent from my iPhone 6”.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 10, 2013
We’ll all get the new iPhone and use them to take slightly clearer Instagram pictures of food we intend to convert into shit two hours later
— Maelstrom Mjölnir (@neurosceptic) September 10, 2013
Oh great, they’ve made the new iPhone even slimmer. Now all the younger phones will try and look just like it and develop eating disorders.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) September 10, 2013
The coolest feature of the iPhone 5S is that it immediately recognizes your old iPhone as a punk ass bitch.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) September 10, 2013
If the new iPhone doesn’t emit a powerful laser beam, I’m going to fuck shit up. #apple
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) September 10, 2013
Your selfies have never looked better than on the iPhone 5S. Because they’ll never look better. Or good. At all.
— Jonathan Cresswell (@JonathanEx) September 10, 2013
Let’s just hope iOS 7 is every bit the ‘seventh time lucky’ success that Police Academy: Mission to Moscow was.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 10, 2013
iPhone 5C pic.twitter.com/tDXWtKGCf1
— @somospostpc (@somospostpc) September 10, 2013
Must be a new iPhone coming out. I can almost hear the whines of “MY glowing microwave slab is better.” “No, MY glowing microwave slab is!”
— Pete Shorney (@peacockpete) September 10, 2013
I can’t believe they’ve actually named the new iPhone after my old high school class.
— JC (@JCautomatic) September 10, 2013
Thanks, #Apple 😉 pic.twitter.com/x4w3r8Ghcy
— Nokia UK (@nokia_uk) September 10, 2013
“Your new iPhone will only unlock if it detects the fingerprint of a total douche.” *Apple fans whoop and cheer*
— Rab Florence (@robertflorence) September 10, 2013
Just seen the WEIRDEST thing. It was an iPhone that HADN’T been dropped. The screen was clear and everything.
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) September 11, 2013
iPhone 5S available in champagne. iPhone 5C available in cava.
— Daniel Maier (@danielmaier) September 10, 2013
BUT WILL THE NEW IPHONE LET ME PRINT PANCAKES? Stupid future.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 10, 2013
*Silently watches iPhone launch event* *Hears waffle about fingerprint scanner* *Patiently puts hand up at end* IS THE BATTERY STILL SHIT?
— Jody Smith (@ToastMaster) September 10, 2013
Hey Apple, I don’t need a colourful phone that “expresses a feeling” or “makes a statement” because I can do those by talking or writing.
— James Cary (@sitcomgeek) September 11, 2013
The iPhone 5C’s new ‘Guǐ-erase’ feature will completely remove all traces of vengeance-filled Chinese factory worker ghosts from your device
— Hilary (@Hilary_W) September 10, 2013
The subtext for every new iPhone advert is ‘Your current iPhone is shit and dangerous’.
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) September 11, 2013
EXCLUSIVE new picture of the iPhone 5S and/or 5C! pic.twitter.com/JxGISqbBwI
— WaterstonesOxfordSt (@WstonesOxfordSt) September 11, 2013
I’ll buy an iPhone when they can use fingerprints to prevent people swiping through your pictures when you hand them your phone.
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) September 11, 2013
Red and yellow and pink and green. Purple and orange and blue. I can see an iPhone, see an iPhone, see an iPhone too.
— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 11, 2013
The length of time people queue outside Apple Stores to buy the latest iPhone is the same amount of time that phone is the latest iPhone.
— Alan Machnik (@Alan_Machnik) September 11, 2013
Got my hands on an iPhone 5C! I think Apple cut too many corners pic.twitter.com/26dUW6t6EK
— October Jones (@OctoberJones) September 11, 2013
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