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Cat News: A cat owner says he is still isn’t used to the sight of his pet’s anus, despite living with the animal for three years.

“When I first got the cat I was taken aback with the frequency of how often it wanted me to see its dirty little secret,” said Paul Gallier, 37, of Arundel in West Sussex.

“And by ‘secret’ I of course mean anus. It seemed like every ten minutes the cat would parade around, intentionally giving me an eyeful of its back door – I was shocked.”

Gallier says that even after three years of the cat proudly displaying its feline hole, he still isn’t fully desensitised to the experience.

“I still wince a little bit every time the cat jumps up on my lap and treats me to a grandstand view of its dirtbox,” said Gallier. “I guess I just haven’t seen its anus enough yet – the cat certainly hasn’t finished showing it to me.”

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