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Tech News: Minor changes made to the social network Twitter have proved more upsetting to people than the horrific events in Syria.

“Oh my God, I just can’t believe the inhumanity of the situation and the fact no-one is doing anything about it,” said one shocked user.

“Twitter looks AWFUL now. I think the U.N should meet to discuss tactical options, like carpet bombing Twitter’s headquarters in San Francisco.”

Twitter recently made a few minor changes to how their app and website looks and works, resulting in users around the world calling for Twitter’s current regime to be toppled so a free and fair democratic process can be introduced to the design process.

“Hundreds of thousands of people are suffering right now,” said another user. “I don’t know what’s happening in Syria, but at least they don’t have to cope with how Twitter now looks a bit like Facebook – I demand unilateral military action to get rid of the blue lines they’ve added.”

 

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