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Web News: A comment left on the internet has shown everyone that they were wrong about everything and has now made the world a better place to live in.

“I knew once I pressed the submit button that this would change everything for good,” said Bert Schwafelei, who left the comment on the website of a popular newspaper.

“Once the comment appeared online I just sat back and watched as the world began to wake up to itself and realise that they were wrong and I was right.”

People reading the comments on the article were quick to point out that Schwafelei’s insight had changed everything for the better, and was in no way an insignificant fart of a thought drowned in a torrent of other insignificant thought-farts.

“When I saw that I knew the whole world would instantly turn into a better place,” said another commenter. “Thank God I read that comment before I dared to express a different opinion.”

 

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