This may well be the best two minutes of your day. NSFW on account of the noises.

h/t @Twistedlilkitty

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  • Dave

    oh, someone’s got a chipmunk voice thingy and put it over a parrot video, hilarious… ffs

    August 16, 2013 at 4:45 pm
  • Ed Balls

    It quite certainly wasn’t the best 2 minutes of my day…

    August 16, 2013 at 10:40 pm
  • Dave Parsnip

    Biggest waste of 2 minutes of my day more like. Utter shite.

    August 16, 2013 at 10:52 pm
  • Dave Parsnip

    And yet I still watched 1 minute of it!

    August 16, 2013 at 10:53 pm
  • Me

    WARNING – Miserable cunts up there ^^^^^

    August 16, 2013 at 11:05 pm
  • Tero Pollanen

    Hmm…. not sure about this one. Poor bird

    August 17, 2013 at 1:58 am
  • David Cameron

    WARNING – Miserable cunt up there ^

    August 19, 2013 at 11:10 pm
  • Ivy

    Sorry, this is faked. Lovebirds don’t imitate the human voice.

    August 21, 2013 at 1:27 pm
  • Parrot owner

    Actually parrots do this.. nothing to do with mimicking porn though.. they do this before regurgitating food for their mate. My african grey does this once in a while.

    September 26, 2013 at 8:32 pm
  • bird owner

    Any one who has any knowledge of birds knows that this little birdy is actually self pleasuring itself. The “voice” however sounds like a person mimicking the chipmunks.

    November 21, 2013 at 2:00 am
  • SOS

    That bird is humping the shit out of that guys hand and loving every moment of it! LMAO

    November 21, 2013 at 2:23 am
  • bleh

    that’s not a parrot!!! That’s a love bird and they don’t talk.

    November 21, 2013 at 7:58 pm
  • Alejandro

    Give that bird an AVN award!

    November 21, 2013 at 9:23 pm
  • Marge Floyd

    I was afraid the poor bird was going to have a heart attack!

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    November 23, 2013 at 10:55 pm
  • gina

    while everyone is giggling, this is a wild creature held in captivity and isolation, in an artificial environment, and it’s obviously starving for connection to another of its own kind. This isnt funny – it’s sad.

    November 26, 2013 at 1:51 pm
  • birdie

    My bird does that and she also rubs against something while she is doing it, but my bird is actually masterbating. I am not kidding. This little bird looks as if it is masterbating too.

    November 26, 2013 at 11:21 pm
  • cerosaurio

    le agarró la patita derecha entre sus dedos

    December 4, 2013 at 2:05 am
  • Jim

    Thank you, Gina.
    You took the humor out of a joke.
    You have no clue what conditions that bird lives in, and if it wants to get off on somebody’s hand, who are you to try to say that is wrong?
    Take your self righteous soap box and sell your shit elsewhere.

    December 6, 2013 at 8:57 am
  • caradina

    Well…this bird IS a Lovebird. Lovebirds ARE in the parrot family and they CAN learn to talk, though it’s rare. YES I have seen one for myself. This is normal behavior for a bonded parrot, it is masturbating, but usually that do this on people they have developed a mate bond with, which means this bird is very well treated by this person and probably very loved. It is also in beautiful condition, further supporting this theory. I do think that the sounds are dubbed in however. It’s still funny. I have a Monk Parakeet who does this to me sometimes and he laughs like the old guy from Family Guy while doing it. Lol

    December 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm