Builders Van Now 95% Full Of Ginsters Wrappers

Van News: A white van owned by a builder is now 95% full of discarded Ginsters pasty wrappers, it has been confirmed.

The 2001 Ford Escort Van now has nearly all of its interior space filled with the empty wrappers, requiring the builder to delicately get into the driver’s seat through the window.

“It started out with a couple of empty Ginsters packets in the passenger footwell, but now they take up almost all of the free space in my van,” said builder Martin Chandler, 37. “I think the van has now reached a kind of Ginsters event horizon.”

“It might look messy – or even dangerous – to some, but those wrappers serve a vital purpose. I call it the ‘Cornish airbag’,” explained Chandler.

“If I get hit by another car I know they’ll help cushion me from the impact, and I can enjoy the faint smell of months-old pastry and meat while it happens.”