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‘When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature’s deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorise the waterlogged populace.’

Let’s take a look at this incredible made-for-TV extravaganza – premiering in America this week on the Syfy channel.

Time Magazine have thoughtfully provided this blow-by-blow trailer timeline.

#1 and #2: 0:50-0:51. Holy cow. These two seconds defy description.

#3: 0:31. Sharks in the sky.

#4: 0:46. So many sharks!

#5: 0:47. Obligatory Jaws joke.

#6: 0:17. Sharks through the window.

#7: 0:08. The sharks are coming!

#8: 0:05. Excellent explanation of how the sharks got there.

#9 and #10: 0:18-0:19. A wave of sharks.

#11: 0:35. What happens when sharks fly.

#12: 0:33. What happens when a shark tries to climb up a wall (maybe).

#13 through #15: 0:36-0:38. What happens when it rains sharks.

#16: 1:03. What happens when sharks fly at someone screaming.

#17: 0:48. More shark.

#18: 0:41. Watch out for falling sharks!

#19 and #20: 0:11-0:12. Something’s flooding…

#21: 0:06. This has never happened before.

#22: 0:21. There is a shark in the street.

#23: 0:32. When you shoot sharks, they blow up.

#24: 0:10. Oh hey, Tara Reid’s in this!

#25: 0:27. A shark; some screaming.

#26, #27, #28: 0:43-0:45. This is a genius plan, but it’s dangerous.

#29 and #30: 0:39-0:40. Grab something; it’s a chainsaw.

#31: 0:49. Look out!

#32: 0:28. Is the shark coming from inside the house?

#33, #34, #35: 0:22 and 0:34 and 0:52. Time to do something about the sharks!

#36: 0:07. Looking out a window.

#37, #38, #39: 0:02-0:04. It’s very confusing the first time you see a sharknado.

#40. 0:14. You should go home when the sharknado starts.

#41. 0:15. Or not.

#42 through #45: 0:23-0:26. Weapons.

#46: 0:42. Walking with shopping carts.

#47 through #51: 0:13, 0:16, 0:20, 0:29-0:30. Extreme weather.

#53 through #59: 0:53-0:56, 1:00-1:02. Destruction caused by the sharknado.

#60, #61, #62: 0:59, 0:58, 0:57, in that order. What happens when there’s a sharknado near the title of your movie.

#62: 0:09. A phone rings.

#63: 0:01. A dock.

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