Loo News: A man was âuncomfortably enthusiasticâ while urinating in a public toilet last night, fellow urinators have alleged.
The man, urinating in a pub toilet in Golders Green, London, was said to be âvery vocalâ about just how great his peeing was, to the point that it became deeply uncomfortable for everyone within earshot.
âHe wouldnât shut up while he was peeing,â said one urinator who was washing his hands when the man entered the urinal. âThere was a constant stream of âphooooaaarâ and âahhhhhhhhhâ with the occasional ‘oh yesâ coming out of his mouth. Anyone would think that heâd never had a slash in his life before.â
Onlookers say the manâs enthusiasm didn’t end when he stopped peeing. âAfter he finished and zipped up he let out this really long sigh and nodded to himself, like heâd just finished one major chapter of his life and begun another.â