Nottingham Man Still Unaware Of New Daft Punk Album

Music News: A man in Nottingham has been confirmed as the last person on Earth not to have heard about the new Daft Punk album, the record industry has confirmed.

Damien Harris, 32, from Beeston, was said to be ‘totally unaware’ of Daft Punk’s new record-breaking album Random Access Memories.

“Two French blokes, dressed as robots, making easy-listening disco music? People actually like that kind of thing?” Harris reportedly told a baffled representative from Columbia records who had visited him to find out why he didn’t know about the release, adding “It sounds like a load of old bollocks to me.”

Despite a global marketing campaign that includes everyone saying ‘Daft Punk’ every other sentence, Harris claims he hasn’t heard of the band and didn’t know about the new album.

“We have no idea how this happened, but have since taken steps to fully inform Mr Harris of Random Access Memories,” said a spokesman for Daft Punk’s record label. “And our marketing department has been summarily executed – we demand 110% market saturation, or death.”