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Google To Launch New Tax Dodging Social Network

Business News: In a bid to defend themselves against criticism of avoiding fair tax, the search engine company has launched Google Dodge, a ‘personalised social and tax avoidance network’.

Google say the new service will scan your financial documents and suggest the best ways of avoiding tax, as well as adding a Google Dodge button to e-commerce sites so that you can write off purchases as a business expense.

“For years we have gone to extraordinary lengths to avoid paying tax,” said Google Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt. “And now with Google Dodge our users can too. They just need a Google account and a registered address in Ireland”

Schmidt said the service will also include video conferencing ‘hangouts’ as seen on Google Plus, only this time it will be their accountants based in Switzerland and the Cayman Islands.

“It’s all about building a community in the digital world,” said Schmidt. “A community that avoids tax at all costs. We predict it will be a massive success.”