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Hats off to these fine retail establishments who have gone the extra mile with their customer notices.

1. This is probably not an unreasonable request

[via @actualfactualPT]

2. Less helpful..[via]

3. Theft will not be tolerated [via]

4. Shoplifters beware [via]

5. Seen in the Men’s toilets in wedding shop [via]

6. Sensational holiday notification [via]

7. Best petting area ever [via]

8. Please look after your children [via]

9. Actually we’ll skip the demonstration thanks [via]

9. Customer appreciation Waitrose style [via]

10. Sophisticated photocopier warning notice [via]

11. He has a good aim… [via]

12. How to make health and safety notices more interesting [via]

13. Filipino restaurateur misunderstands bad review [via] 

14. Child control tactics [via]

15. Too much signage? [via]

16. Seen in a wine shop window [via]

17. A polite message to robbers [via]

18. Passive aggressive customer service [via]

19. How to attract customer [via]

20. Shoplifter notice improved [via]

21. You have been warned [via]

22. Opening Hours [via]

23. Please get yourself a purse [via]

24. Cobblers..eh? [via]

25. Closed? [via]

26.This is how to sell yogurt [via]

27. Alternative banana sales strategy [via]

28. Important notice [via]

29. Fashion advice [via]

30. Hopefully this is the work of a sticker-wielding prankster… [via]

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