UK ‘Wide Open For Attack’ After Man Brings Dog To Work At M.O.D

Dog News: A senior military officer who brought his dog into the Ministry of Defence has brought the nation’s defences to a complete standstill.

“You know how it is when someone brings a pet to the office – productivity nose dives,” said one colleague who enjoyed playing with the dog during its visit. “Nobody pays attention to the computer screen with incoming nuclear attacks on it when there’s an adorable dog around!”

“We could have been attacked by anyone while that dog was in the office,” said one senior military advisor.

“You literally wouldn’t have heard the ‘attack imminent’ siren over the ‘awwww’ sounds while the dog was playing fetch with the grenade his owner keeps on his desk.”

The unnamed officer has been banned from bringing pets into the office again – a similar incident occurred last month when someone brought cakes into the office and everyone was too busy cooing over brownies to notice a possible nuclear launch from North Korea.