World News: Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has courted controversy again, by claiming the burnt toast he had for breakfast was down to ‘immodest women’.
“There is nothing wrong with my toaster, it’s a Dualit and they’re really expensive,” said Ahmadinejad. “And of course it wasn’t my fault the toast was burnt, so that only leaves one viable culprit – women.”
“Women who do not dress modestly, lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society are the sole cause of burnt toast. Either these women must live a more modest life, or I must change what I have for breakfast, like cereal.”
Ahmadinejad maintains that most problems he faces on a daily basis are due to immodest women.
“The milk was off this morning. Clearly a woman with exposed ankles walked through the presidential kitchenette and turned the milk. And my car wouldn’t start earlier on,” he continued.
“But it’s a piece of shit Fiat Punto, so I can’t blame women for that. I’m not mad.”
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Is that a picture of Mohammed on the toast?
Zionists…
It’s not that burnt. I’d hit that with some Marmite.
I wish he would stick his tongue in the toaster as the resultant effect would shield us from having to be subjected to his asinine postulations. Idiot!
Honestly, how can anyone do anything other than lsigh?!!