Boston News: North Korea’s Kim Jong Un threw a tantrum last night and has announced he will be in an official sulk all day today – and perhaps even tomorrow.

“Nobody care about my bombs anymore!” he screamed at his advisors before slapping them all in the face.

“Nobody even thinks it was me! Now you slap yourselves! Harder!” The display of 20 of his closest military and political advisors all slapping each other in the face was not, however, enough to appease the leader, who had in fact stopped watching them and was back on twitter.

“I think what’s really hurt his feelings is that he’s not even in the frame for these attacks,” said one commentator.

“Terrorists, gangsters, right wing nutters – but no one is even considering that he might be involved, and after everything he’s done recently, that’s quite upsetting.”

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