Border News: Britain is to be made even shitter, in a bid to ease the Border Agency backlog by putting off anyone whoâ€™s ever wanted to come to the UK.
â€śEven though we all agree this country is pretty spectacularly crap, weâ€™re convinced it can be made even crappier – in the hope of stopping any further visitors and giving the border agency a chance to get through the immigration backlog,â€ť said a Home Office source.
â€śIn terms of being shit, the U.K is clearly at a ten. But now weâ€™re asking the country to really take things up to eleven,â€ť said Eric Pickles, the UK’s Communities Minister.
â€śIâ€™m confident that if we work together we can make the entire country so unappealing to visitors the immigration backlog can be dealt with. And if we drive out a large number of British citizens as well, that would be an added bonus.â€ť