by David Stokes > @scottywrotem

T-Shirt Of The Week > Get One Here image_16353_1_195315_1_38903_1_48_1_532034-1

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  • Sven Tea-Lights

    You forgot to include the gay and lesbian couples trying out the beds, the horse meat balls joke and the punch up in the hour long queue to pay.

    March 15, 2013 at 2:09 pm
  • Andy

    Always thought they should do cheap divorces along with the meatballs at the end!

    March 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm
  • Chris

    Great, change “Exit” to “Sweet, sweet freedom” though!

    March 16, 2013 at 5:15 pm
  • Pete Lawson

    I like the “argument” bit; Ikea must be Swedish for argument, because I’ve had one with my wife every time I’ve visited. God, I fucking HATE Ikea.

    March 17, 2013 at 5:11 pm
  • Babsarella

    The real way out of IKEA is to send Fearless Mike (google him) to shop for you. He is my new hero.

    April 10, 2013 at 10:40 pm
  • Tricia Jewell

    The trick is to leave man on the other side of the checkout. He can have coffee and a weird Swedish biscuit while you can shop at leisure without him being an irritating fart trying to hurry you. Then he can do masculine things like take stuff to car and pack it. Otherwise take another woman. Loads of laughs an an enjoyable trip.

    November 30, 2013 at 1:43 pm
  • Sue

    Myself and my partner recently spent 4 hours in Ikea without having an argument. Is that a record? Are we weird?

    November 30, 2013 at 10:50 pm
  • Briana

    Sue, no. It shows you are a great couple who get along nicely, and you have all these other people who can’t keep from arguing beat.

    April 21, 2014 at 4:25 pm