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From bad toys to awful parenting – there are many ways to permanently destroy the innocence of childhood. Here’s 20 of them.

E.T “finger light”.

Who needs a babysitter when you have duct tape?

Model making fun!

Useful advice for new parents.

This train set is nuts.

The Star Wars toys that never made it to the shelves.

Becuase parents still want to play dress-up too.

Don’t get wet. Or breathe.

The most traumatising Buzz Lightyear sippy cup ever.

Parents can ruin a childhood with a simple choice of name.

Happy birthday! We got you this semi-erotic cake.

Perfect bedtime reading.

Infant fashion is the gateway to easy humiliation.

It’s not okay.

Make sure your child has high career expectations.

Safety first.

Modern parents now have a new tool to ruin a childhood – Facebook.

Get your kids to help you in the kitchen!

Make sure you pose for some ‘cool’ pictures with your kids.

How about a fun trip to the playground?

 

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