Sports News: David Beckham has told journalists he is fully prepared to learn how to play on the right now that he’s signed to the French team Paris St Germain.

“There’s lots of things that are different about France,” said the former English Captain. “For a start there’s this problem with the Germans and the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies.”

“Second, there’s the language. I’ve tried talking English in that accent but it just isn’t working right. I am, however, taking shrugging lessons.”

Beckham, who has won international acclaim for the popularisation of the Hindu language and breaking down barriers around the naming of children, is especially pleased to be in the fashion capital of the world.

“It’s well known that Victoria and I love fashion and Paris St Germain are as much about clothes as they are about football,” he told the press conference. “That’s why their logo is an upside down pair of Y-fronts.”

Story: Jasper Gibson + Mick Sadler

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  • Paula Cowell

    He was good at Man Utd, but when his manager asked him to concentrate on football than his wife using him for her attention seeking talentless celeb career, he moved to Spain, where he was mainly on the bench for his celeb image, to sell shirts to kids. Then his wife wanted him to move to LA so she could suck up to film stars, but only managed the weirdo Tom Cruise. Even in the world cup he was too tired to last on the pitch, with his wife wanting world cup parties to invite talented people, to use his position to get her picture in magazines. Now his career is going downhill, she’s selling the kids for attention.

    September 20, 2013 at 7:10 pm