After meat in Tesco burgers was found to contain horse DNA, worried shoppers are now concerned that other products may not be what they seem. Hereâ€™s our essential guide.
Tesco Everyday Value Toilet Tissue 4 Roll
After extensive testing, Tesco have revealed that up to 26% of their value brand of toilet paper is made from pages of the Bible. The supermarket blames this on â€˜a rogue supplier in the Vaticanâ€™.
Tesco Everyday Value Toad In The Hole 250G
Tesco say there is a â€˜strong chanceâ€™ that the batter in their Value Toad In The Hole was â€˜made from eggs laid by chickens that had been punched in the faceâ€™ – although they maintain that the chickens â€˜had it comingâ€™.
Tesco Everyday Value Rubber Gloves 2 Pairs
Tests by various consumer groups show that Tesco Value Rubber Gloves were previously used by customs officials at Heathrow, to rummage around the insides of dodgy-looking people getting off a flight from Colombia.
Tesco Everyday Value Sweetcorn 907G
The supermarket has issued a statement saying they â€˜have no ideaâ€™ what their frozen sweetcorn is made of and that they even â€˜deny sweetcorn as a conceptâ€™.
Tesco Everyday Value Sunflower Spread 500G
Tests conducted by Ireland’s food safety authority (FSAI) show that Tescoâ€™s Value Sunflower Spread was almost exclusively made from the crusty bits of sleep you get around your eyes first thing in the morning.
Tesco Everyday Value Oranges
Basically these are just big onions, coloured in with orange felt tip.