After meat in Tesco burgers was found to contain horse DNA, worried shoppers are now concerned that other products may not be what they seem. Here‚Äôs our essential guide.
Tesco Everyday Value Toilet Tissue 4 Roll
After extensive testing, Tesco have revealed that up to 26% of their value brand of toilet paper is made from pages of the Bible. The supermarket blames this on ‚Äėa rogue supplier in the Vatican‚Äô.
Tesco Everyday Value Toad In The Hole 250G
Tesco say there is a ‚Äėstrong chance‚Äô that the batter in their Value Toad In The Hole was ‚Äėmade from eggs laid by chickens that had been punched in the face‚Äô – although they maintain that the chickens ‚Äėhad it coming‚Äô.
Tesco Everyday Value Rubber Gloves 2 Pairs
Tests by various consumer groups show that Tesco Value Rubber Gloves were previously used by customs officials at Heathrow, to rummage around the insides of dodgy-looking people getting off a flight from Colombia.
Tesco Everyday Value Sweetcorn 907G
The supermarket has issued a statement saying they ‚Äėhave no idea‚Äô what their frozen sweetcorn is made of and that they even ‚Äėdeny sweetcorn as a concept‚Äô.
Tesco Everyday Value Sunflower Spread 500G
Tests conducted by Ireland’s food safety authority (FSAI) show that Tesco‚Äôs Value Sunflower Spread was almost exclusively made from the crusty bits of sleep you get around your eyes first thing in the morning.
Tesco Everyday Value Oranges
Basically these are just big onions, coloured in with orange felt tip.