Stop The Person Next To You On The Bus Looking At Your Phone
One of the big problems with public transport is other people. It’s almost impossible to leisurely browse speciality porn sites on your phone without some nosey parker looking over your shoulder and judging you. So how can you send a simple, friendly message telling that person to mind their own business?
1. Google Pictures Of Hitler And Loudly Laugh
2. Slowly Lick Your Phone
Then ask the person next to you if they want a taste.
3. Make Your Feelings Known With A Todo List
Simply download this graphic to your phone to make sure they understand why staring at your phone isn’t a good idea.
4. Send A Text Message
5. Read This Article
Possibly a bit self referential, but quite frankly we’ve run out of ideas.