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One of the big problems with public transport is other people. It’s almost impossible to leisurely browse speciality porn sites on your phone without some nosey parker looking over your shoulder and judging you. So how can you send a simple, friendly message telling that person to mind their own business?

1. Google Pictures Of Hitler And Loudly Laugh

Ahahahahaha its Hitler! Look! LOOK AT HITLER! THE FUNNY FUHRER!

2. Slowly Lick Your Phone

Then ask the person next to you if they want a taste.

3. Make Your Feelings Known With A Todo List
Simply download this graphic to your phone to make sure they understand why staring at your phone isn’t a good idea.

4. Send A Text Message

Hopefully the person next to you won’t know if this is true or not.

5. Read This Article

Possibly a bit self referential, but quite frankly we’ve run out of ideas.

 

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