Proud Owner Of ‘Man Cave’ Really Alone And Dying Inside

Bloke News: A man who spent £10,000 kitting out his ‘man cave’ with cutting edge gadgets, sporting memorabilia and rare whiskies is actually alone and dying inside.

“The cave is great,” said Roger Sola, from Farnham, Surrey. “I have a 50 inch TV, a Liverpool shirt signed by Kevin Keegan, a selection of 30-year-old single malts and absolutely no-one who wants to spend any time with me.”

Sola says he began working on the man cave in 2003, when he decided he needed a hobby. Until then most of his free time was spent staring mournfully out of a window.

“I’ve put a lot of thought into this,” says Sola. “I’d either be thinking about the man cave or thinking about just how alone I am – so the man cave usually wins.”

Sola also has a theory about why the man cave is filled with such a feeling of emptiness, despite all the expensive stuff in it

“It’s probably the ‘cave’ part of the name that puts other people off,” he says. “Caves sound dark, damp and creepy – not a place you’d want to spend time in. Clearly the problem is with the name, its certainly not me.”