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it’s either that or a bag of raw offal, and a bottle of Chianti… except the offal/Chianti combo gets you *much* more personal space.
Wearing a biohazard suit is also quite effective if you want to clear some space around yourself.
“Anyone sitting there?”
“No just me and Jesus, feel free”.
Usually does it…