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Gentlemen never go up the OXO Tower on a first date
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It’s funny because you think they’re talking about an overpriced restaurant when they’re actually talking about anal sex.
I think I’d want several trips up the OXO Tower before spending ££££s on an overpriced restaurant with a view.
ha ha ha ha, I took her on that date! this is pure genius, you have to admire her niavity! she’s so sweet, it was the over priced restaurant, unfortunately not the euphamism!
BUT WHAT DOES MUMSNET THINK OF THIS 3 YEARS AGO?
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/703760-My-DH-says-he-wants-to-take-me-up-the/AllOnOnePage