Food News: Pizza Hut has unveiled a new passive-aggressive menu, that asks customers to ‚ÄúPlease buy a pizza. Or don‚Äôt. Like we give a shit.‚ÄĚ
The new menu is a bold move to try and turn around a drop in sales by the pizza chain, who hope that a more aggressive menu will give their brand ‚Äėan edge‚Äô.
‚ÄúNo one else is telling prospective customers to fuck off, so we‚Äôll definitely have a unique place in the market,‚ÄĚ said Tony Malbona, Pizza Hut‚Äôs head of marketing.
‚ÄúMy favourite part of the new menu is when we suggest customers supersize to a two litre bottle of Pepsi so that all their ‚Äėstupid, stinking, rotten teeth‚Äô fall out.‚ÄĚ
The new menu also prompts customers to ‚Äėtry one of our delicious Meat Feast pizzas, you disgusting fucking pig‚Äô – elsewhere the menu suggests ‚Äėwhy not get a side of garlic bread? Like you haven‚Äôt eaten enough dough today, you sickening, bloated sack of guts.‚Äô
Story+Image: Simon Swatman