Pace News: A new study suggests 90% of the worldâ€™s anger is due to slow moving people dragging their big flat stupid feet, stopping you from walking at a decent speed.
â€śCertainly war, economic crisis and injustice do contribute to us getting angry,â€ť said Dr. MarĹťi Malrapida from the Centre for the Study of War, State and Society at the University of Exeter. â€śBut nothing winds us up more than some shuffling bonehead blocking the pavement and stopping us from walking at the pace we want.â€ť
The study, conducted over a 5-year period in over 30 countries around the world, overwhelming shows that slow walkers are the sole subject of most world anger and are lucky they donâ€™t get punched in the back of the head.
â€śIn many ways these people are literally worse than Hitler,â€ť sad Dr. Malrapida. â€śI mean, Hitler was pretty bad, but there are loads of these stumbling oafs blocking up the pavement for people who want to walk at a decent speed. In that sense, they are much, much worse than Hitler.â€ť
Story: Simon Swatman