Lie News: An office worker has admitted he is confused over which lies about his weekend plans he intends to tell his colleagues.
â€śEvery week itâ€™s the same thing,â€ť said an exasperated Craig Norwood, a marketing coordinator from Runcorn. â€śBy Thursday afternoon people usually ask me if I have any plans for the weekend. I certainly have no intention of telling them the truth – that Iâ€™m doing nothing and just want to be left alone lying on a couch for 48 hours.â€ť
Norwood says he now gets confused over the lies he tells his co-workers about weekend plans and is worried heâ€™s exhausted most of the plausible options.
â€śLast week I panicked and foolishly told them I was going on a city break to Amsterdam,â€ť said Norwood. â€śI donâ€™t know the first thing about Amsterdam and could have easily been caught out if anyone had asked me any questions about it on Monday morning.â€ť
â€śThankfully no-one I work with gives a shit about me and theyâ€™re just making conversation to be polite.â€ť
Story: Simon Swatman