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Movie News: A software developer is confident on his ability to conceal just how excited he is about the release of the latest Twilight film.

Duncan Sango, from Reigate in Surrey, says the release of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 will be the highlight of his year, but is now so expert as hiding his enthusiasm for it nobody in his office has the slightest clue.

“I bloody love Twilight!” squealed Sango, excitedly stamping his feet. “There have been a couple of close calls, like the time my line manager almost saw the New Moon wallpaper on my PC, but I was able to full-screen an Excel document before he got a chance to see it.”

“Likewise I’ve watched the trailer for Breaking Dawn Part 2 over sixty times at work and nobody – not even the I.T department – has noticed.” Sango says he is now so confident of his colleagues remaining clueless over his love for the Twilight franchise he’s decided to make things ‘more interesting’.

“Right now I’m wearing a Bella Swan t-shirt under my shirt. That’s just flirting with danger.”

Story: Simon Swatman


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