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Science News: A scientist from the University of Cambridge literally cannot believe the shit he saw under his microscope just now.

Exact details about what the scientist from the Department of Biochemistry saw under the microscope are scarce, but eyewitness say he then immediately stood up and loudly proclaimed “Holy fucking shit, you guys really need to come over here and check this shit out. Wow!”

Several of his colleagues then took a look at the microscope and reacted with similar comments, including “Are you fucking kidding me?” and “Get the fuck out of here!” Reports that they then high-fived each other remain unconfirmed.

“The scientific community is used to this kind of scenario,” said a spokesman for the University of Cambridge.

“Every time a scientist places his or her eye on that microscope, we always have to prepare ourselves for the chance that we some shit so staggeringly unbelievable we’re reduced to doing loads of swearing – but that’s a risk we’re willing to take.”

Story: Simon Swatman

 

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