Snip News: The Secretary of State for Work and Pensions has outlined plans for men on welfare to be offered a ‘burger and a pint’ in Wetherspoons in exchange for a vasectomy.

Iain Duncan Smith says the plan will end the ‘madness’ of large families claiming benefits and also provide a welcome boost in trade for the pub chain.

“There are limits to the amount of welfare available. This is about doing the right thing,” Duncan Smith said.

“The right thing in this case is the mass sterilisation of the poor and working poor – the operation only takes about 15 minutes, which is equal to the time it takes to consume a Wetherspoon’s classic 6oz burger and a pint of Stella.”

Duncan Smith says if the plan proves popular, women will also be offered a menu item in return for their sterility. “If enough men get the snip and opt for a burger, we will roll out plans to offer women a voucher for the Wetherspoon’s Curry Club in exchange for their fallopian tubes.”

Story: Simon Swatman

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  • daniel leather

    this includes everyone in the uk?.im sure foreigners will have something to say about this like its against their religion or something.they breed to and also have big families so get rid of the foreigners and let our country live and work so WE dont need to be on welfare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    October 26, 2012 at 12:00 am
  • ste

    what about the rich do they get a steak and a whiskey

    October 26, 2012 at 12:01 am