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Birthday News: A Jamie Oliver Flavour Shaker is celebrating its first anniversary of not being used, after spending a year sitting in the back of a kitchen cupboard.

The Flavour Shaker – a special edition in ‘funky stainless steel’ – was given to one of the homeowners for their birthday and has only been out of its box once during the last twelve months – during a heated argument by the couple over the amount of clutter in their home.

The Flavour Shaker was lucky to survive the spring cleaning, but has thankfully remained unmolested for the rest of the year at the back of the cupboard.

The homeowners have expressed no plans to use it in the immediate future and the shaker is said to be looking forward to spending the years to come in uneventful seclusion, until it ends up in a skip the next time the couple move house.

Story: Simon Swatman

 

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